For an otherwise respectable ranching operation, we have a pretty motley pack of dogs comprised of a Labrador Retriever, a Red Heeler, an Australian Shepard1 and two Chihuahuas (“Tell me which one doesn’t belong … la la la”). 
This is part of the reason the Cowboy has imposed a Critter Limit, but that’s a separate subject entirely, to be visited at some other time.
Today, I would like to formally introduce you to Miller, our loyal Black Lab.  Miller was a carefully considered addition to our family and was a Christmas gift from …